A List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

  • Oops!
  • Has anyone seen my watch?
  • Come back with that! Bad Dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
  • Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
  • What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
  • Damn, there go the lights again…
  • Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
  • Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
  • What do you mean, he’s not insured?
  • Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”
  • What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
  • FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Thanks to the original author

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